December 2011
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Before 2011 officially ends, I just wanted to tell...
I fucking hate 99.9% of you all. You annoying little bops: Just shut up. You all talk like you’re a fucking chipmunk and try too fucking hard to impress the uglyass motherfucker that you like and bitch, he knows you exist. Stop going on Tumblr, making all of your damn posts about the little fucker because HE KNOWS YOU LIKE HIM. He’s too stubborn to fucking care. WHO’S LOST? His....
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Okay, I see you Big.
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Me: Hey. fatass. Did you eat the rest of my Nutella?
Brother: WHAT THE FUCK ANGEL
Me: What...did...I.. do
Brother: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING AROUND THE HOUSE CALLING ME A FATASS?!
Me: I always do. The fuck fool. Calm down.
Brother: YOU NEED TO STOP. SHIT I'M SO SICK AND TIRED OF YOU ALWAYS CALLING ME NAMES.
Me: Oh, I'm sorry. I mean, you could of told me a long time ago.
Brother: WELL I CAN'T TELL YOU TO STOP BECAUSE I AM FAT AND I AM GAY AND I AM A LONER AND I AM A FOOL AND I AM A JACKASS AND I AM WHATEVER YOU CALL ME. I SOUND STUPID WHEN I TELL YOU TO NOT CALL ME THOSE NAMES.
Me: Deep bro. Now stop screaming in my ear. I feel bad, I'll buy you your love back.
Brother: Just kidding. I don't give a fuck. I just wanted you to feel bad. I'm proud to say that I'm fat because now I can eat all of your food and your dreams of having big thighs will never come true! ALL THANKS TO THIS FATASS. I like the look of pain in your eyes. You're always, and I mean, always so happy that I never see you cry. CRY BITCH. CRY.
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First thing I notice about a girl?
cloudkevin:
DAT ASS Their grammar. I seriously cannot stand bad grammar… It’s not that hard to learn people. They could look like the angels themselves chiseled their face from the finest marble in heaven but if they say “I’m doing good,” I just don’t even know how I would react to that. If they can’t differentiate between they’re, their and there or you’re and your, I’d rather date my hand. The...
You girls on tumblr make me feel ugly as shit.
vitraneese:
lol but then I realise you all look the same, so it don’t bother me lawl
alfonymous:
I’m disappointed and disgusted in everything I’ve become.
Stop exaggerating.
Watchlexi-e:
chelseacutiee:
Omg..is he dead serious..
o_o uh….
“haha! not my problem!”
1280 years in the future
historian: i will now teach you a classical dance which has been danced at the courts of kings and queens for centuries
historian: to the left
take it back now y'all
one hop this time
right foot let's stomp
left foot let's stomp
slide to the right
slide to the left
cha cha real smooth
I fucking hate auto correct.
Dinner with my Aunt from Tennessee was so fun that I have to come home and blog about it. First off, I met her husband for the very first time and he turned out to be super entertaining! The other couple that joined us was super cool too! The women kept telling me how gorgeous I am and it honestly boost up my confidence like crazy because I wasn’t even dressed up for the dinner. I sat in...
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I hope you all realize that if you end your 2011 with bad shit, you start 2012 with bad shit. There’s no “finally, a new start!”. It’s just the same stuff being carried on the next day. If you’re a hoe at the end of December, you’re a hoe at the start of January. You don’t just magically wake up one day and say it’s a fresh new start to your life. I...
I woke up from my nap and I touch my hair realizing how perfect it feels and how I have to show it off before the day ends but I have practice at 7 til 9 So......
Me: Mommy! I have a problem!
Mom: What. Did you start your period while you napped?
Me: No, Let's get it checked up btw. But seriously mom..... I can't go to practice today.
Mom: Why? You're not sick. Are your shin splints still there?
Me: Naaah, my legs are functional. It's something more reasonable. It's my hair. FEEL IT MOM.
Mom: What the - YOUR HAIR IS SO SOFT! Did you brush it a lot?
Me: I KNOW RIGHT! THAT'S WHY I CAN'T GO TO PRACTICE! I only combed it when I got out the shower. That's it. My hair is naturally fabulous and I need to show it off. This doesn't happen everyday! And what if I find a babydaddy while shopping? He'll be walking past me while touching my hair and my hair is what attracts him then he sees my face and pow! He falls in love with both! Or or or while we're shopping, future babydaddy sees me while I'm doing those sexy hair flips and he comes and makes a move! Then we have one of those, love at first sight majiggies. Mom, you can't make me go to practice. Not when I have fab hurrr mom! PLEASE.
Mom: You're such a drama queen. Fine. Only this one time though.
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When you comment on your friend/family’s photo that s/he took with another person, please don’t just comment on how your friend looks. Make both of them feel good about the picture. Sure, you have no idea who the other person is but just do it.
Get the fuck out of here: OMFG I’D TAP THAT BIG ASS OF YOURS ANYDAY!
Thank you, Come again: OMFG I’D TAP BOTH OF THOSE ASSES...
I miss my best friend.
500-days-of-idgaf:
It’s hard without you in my life. I miss you, I miss us. I miss being able to talk to someone about my problems, my day, anything & everything. I miss how you made me smile so easily, laugh so loud, just be happy. The sad part is that I know you’re so much happier without me burdening you in your life; life is so much easier for you when I’m not there. So I’ll just...
ticklemejesus:
according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star
you’re actually a few million years late.
that star is dead
just like your dreams
It's official, my generation sucks ass.
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During a concert...
Band Guy: *Looks in your general direction*
Me: oh mY FUCKING GOD HE'S LOOKING AT ME. WE'RE MAKING EYE CONTACT RIGHT NOW ASLKJDFJSA I WONDER IF HE FEELS THE SAME OMG I FUCKING LOVE YOU OMG HE'S LOOKING INTO MY SOUL RIGHT NOW ALKDAJDJDSK LET ME LOVE YOU
spongebob: patrick can you hear me
patrick: no it's too dark
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Thanks for telling me after two months, Coach.
I’ve never broken down. I’ve looked at you in your eye as you told me things that made me internally sink down into my depressing hole. I’ve listened to what you had to say about my actions. I’ve seen you give me those looks of disappointment. I took in your harsh words and I promised you I’d do better. Every time I got on court, I realized I got better. Maybe...
